We all use to say “peasant”
My neighbors trained their dog not to poop in the yard cause they don’t want to step in it or anything, but they never actually gave it a place to go, so when they let it out into the back yard it runs over to my yard and takes a shit. And they don’t seem to care too much…
why do all the grunge blogs use these
☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺
are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged
soft grunge gym badges
10 dogs
(Source: iraffiruse)
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
IF YOU DIDN’T THINK LORD FARQUAAD FROM SHREK WAS THE CREEPIEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF
LORD FARQUAAD MORE LIKE LORD WHATTHEFUCKWHYWOULDTHEANIMATORSTHINKTHISISOKAYFORAKIDSMOVIEJESUS
*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
no it wasn’t i made this up for notes
