oomshi: they call my vagina leona lewis cause it keeps bleedin’
roughrimjob: beggin for the d like
a-ckleholic: gtaire: r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read is it lead or lead Maybe its Maybelline I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
thats-slightly-raven: thats-slightly-raven: thats-slightly-raven: I’m going to call my first born child Shrek and no one can stop me. I’ve received 9 messages telling me that this is child abuse and I also lost 17 followers I’m not naming my first born child Shrek. I hate you
pokemonyewest: Hate gets you nowhere You gotta be positive
mcporno: keep your eyes peeled
methproblem: chickensandwich: i heard your penis is like a thumb
yes-this-is-patrick: greentea-addict: itseasytoremember: meu-mix: yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure yes i love pizza yes im going to reblog pizza
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
rapewhistled: bumrollplease: rapewhistled: *16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks i literally say this a hundred times a day *16 year old girl voice* literally.
gooutfighting: if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember i simultaneously burped and farted while giving a speech infront of my whole year level
calvincandies: mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
ispeakineloquently: fudgeflies: i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks
bluewriters: hacheload: cronusempire: steven-moffat: grim-bark-tier: lordwhat: There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger. Well hello there satan NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES AND PLOT...
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just watching
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
canadianslut: ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx: Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber: He said rape happens for a reason. When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him. When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”. He’s a spoiled little brat. Not legit reasons to hate...
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
ship-all-the-gay: so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them. they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help
macaronivevo: yeah im a gamer girl(:
gothicstan: gothicstan: gothicstan: i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD LOOK PIZZA my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
reasons u should adopt me as ur pet
alleneverafter: jesus-christ-official: - i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs - i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet - i will let u boop my nose whenever - i am expert at cuddling - easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in - please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays omfg you’re...
batreaux: antisocial antisocool aint I so cool
sixtafoua: I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated
kaosunseen: dzamonja-swag: rabioheab: i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s me, the teen blogger a house with 8 nuns a drug dealer who drives a hummer a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where...
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your teacher is mean but teaches really good When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
buttsdotcom: I need to lose 30 pounds in today
lonelywhiteasian: D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE TREBLE. *classical music starts playing* *skrillex is confused and homeless*
aduhm: closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick frop nincompoop heckle deckle diddly darn pokémon zoowe mama do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
goddammitganon: fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
occultalux: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid oh
zarry: i feel this on a spiritual level
willsmith420: gwenelizz: Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT