if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece of shit
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
mum some friends are coming over for an orgy can you prepare some snacks
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
(Source: zeldas)
my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
(Source: daysofgay)
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
(Source: pizza)
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
(Source: nyehs)
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
